Use ballpoint like you're using powerpoint.
Change your gadgets like you're replacing the toilet bowl.
Adopt new technology only when it really makes you less busy.
Send email like you're sending letter.
Use ballpoint like you're using powerpoint. Change your gadgets like you're replacing the toilet bowl. Adopt new technology only when it really makes you less busy.
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A Hong Kong couple with a daughter pushed their luggage into the packed train cabin during the morning rush hour.
They talked between themselves while looking and pointing at the train map on the reel above the door. The lady turned to ask a passenger engrossed with his phone if they were on the right direction towards the airport. The guy told them they have to get on the train going on the opposite direction. He then told them they have to get off the train at the next stop and go to the opposite side. The problem is that the doors open in the other side of the train at the next station and crossing to the opposite as advised by him would take them even further away from the airport. Another passenger saw that the guy has given them the wrong information and advised them to go up one level at the next station and take the train on the same side that goes in the opposite direction. After they exited, the first passenger turned to the second passenger and said, "I never alight at this station. So I don't know need to go up one level." The gold medal winner, the silver medal winner or the bronze medal winner?
You changed your mind.
The fruit section is too far. You are too lazy or tired to walk back. The queue at cashier is too long. You are in a hurry. The staff will put it back to the right place when he or she sees it. Would you have question the prices of the sausages if you do not see the price tag on the watermelon?
A bespectacled man in his early thirties came to a McDonald with a boy about three to four year old.
He sat the boy down and asked, "You want corn and french fries?" He queued and returned with his order in less than five minutes. The boy took the cup with the corn inside and opened it. The cup slipped off his hands and the kernels spilled all over the table and the floor. An elderly staff who happened to be sweeping the floor at the next table saw it. She smiled at the boy and limped over with much difficulty. The man picked up the kernels on the table into the cup. He said to the kid, "Don't rush." The staff bent forward tilting towards her right as she used her broom to reach underneath the table to clear the mess. The man and the boy continued sitting there eating. No apology from the man for the mess, if not from the kid. Not bothered to stand aside to make it easier for the staff to sweep the floor. |
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May 2020
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